It is an honor to be here at Sembach Kaserne, my fourth stop on my Germany tour. Sembach Kaserne (formerly Sembach Air Base) is a United States Army installation in Semabach, Germany near Kaiserslautern, and is about 19 miles (30 km) east of Ramstein Air Base. Prior to October 2010, it was a United States Air Force installation, and prior to 1995, it was an active military airfield known as Sembach Air Base (former ICAO ETAS, IATA SEX). During the Cold War (1950–1993), Sembach Air Base housed a variety of USAF Tactical Reconnaissance, Close Air Support and Tactical Air Control units as a front line NATO air base. Thank you for hosting my Happy Hour program. It is a pleasure to serve those who serve. Please come to the Tiger Theater at 1400 on Tuesday April 15. Can’t wait!!
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Thanks for the great show and message.
JSG
Excellent show! Thank you very much.
Sonyia V.
Had me rolling! Nice twist on mandatory training.
Thanks for the show. Best Mandatory training!
Thanks for the message – and the laughs! It was great to hear a funny and hard-hitting message about a topic many struggle to face on their own. Thanks for putting your story out there!
Sam B
Really good show, lots of laughs and almost a few tears. Message well received.
Best show ever!!!!! That is how you reach people.
Great show, sir. Thank you for coming out to visit us at our little hill-fort. Best of luck on the rest of your tour.
The best and the most entertaining “mandatory” training I’ve ever had in 17 years!!! Thank you for sharing your story with us. I can’t wait to see your next show.
Thank you for coming and to your family for letting us borrow you. You make the difference.
Great show and great message. Thank you for sharing your personal story.
Super performance and very effective, but if you ever come back to Sembach we’ll have to … (it’s a joke…)
Great show and message. Thanks, Bernie!
Bernie Great Show! My Soldiers Loved it
Much better than Powerpoint torture.
Great Show Today!! Keep Killing It
Great show. Big laughs and important messages that hit home.
He was the best comedian on Sembach on 15 April 2014 that is for sure… There are a few others that I would rather have seen (past and present) like (in no particular order): Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Woody Allen, Mort Sahl, Buddy Hackett, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy, Richard Lewis, Robin Williams, Rodney Dangerfield, Gilbert Gottfried, Jerry Seinfeld, Albert Brooks, Lord Buckley, Steve Martin, Chris Rock, David Brenner, Jonathan Winters, Dick Gregory, Sam Kinison, Bill Cosby, Bob Newhart, Sarah Silverman, Jackie Vernon, Bob Hope, Don Rickles, Shecky Greene, Milton Berle, Phyllis Diller, Andy Kaufman, Bill Hicks, Martin Lawrence, Redd Foxx, Jack Benny, Jamie Foxx, Jim Carrey, Joan Rivers, Professor Irwin Corey, Billy Crystal, Shelley Berman, Eddie Izzard, Jon Stewart, David Chappelle, Henny Youngman, Andrew Dice Clay, Elaine Boosler, Johnny Carson, Bill Maher, Freddie Prinze, Johnny Yune, Jon Pinette, Steven Wright, Roseanne Barr, DL Hughley, Mitch Hedberg, Alan King, Richard Jeni, Totie Fields, Robert Klein, Dennis Miller, Gary Shandling, George Burns, Jackie Gleason, Richard Belzer, David Steinberg, Will Durst, Cheech and Chong, Pat Paulson, Lily Tomlin, Sandra Bernhard, Martin Mull, Ellen DeGeneres, Groucho Marx, Rick Aviles, Damon Wayons, Dana Carvey, Denis Leary, Tommy Davidson, David Cross, Jackie Mason, Moms Mabley, Jan Murray, Mel Brooks, Morty Gunty, Larry David, Carl Reiner, Jerry Lewis, Adam Sandler, Paula Poundstone, Larry Miller, Tim Allen, Jay Leno, Ray Romano, Lewis Black, Phylliss Yvonne Stickney, Joey Bishop, Billy Connolly, Flip Wilson, George Wallace, T.K., Kirkland and about 100 others… But he was alright…. Just messing with ya Bernie, Great show and thanks for all you do for the military…. Challenge accepted for cracking on you in a public forum… Just sayin
Wow, how long did it take to type this up? …Pretty good response to the crack though. 😉
Great stand up performance! Keep supporting us!
Excellent show and I really appreciate you sharing your story with us.
I had a good time at your show. I know quite a few others that enjoyed it as well. Thanks for sharing your experiences with us.
Great show and presentation, made drug and alcohol training fun. I can honestly say, that was the best mandatory training that I have been required to attend. I would recommend Bernie to any military community.
I tell you what, I was one of those people that was pissed off before the show started. But, I didn’t expect what happened, I was laughing my ass off 2 minutes in. Not to mention your emotional story and great message. Thanks man.
Bernie,
Thank you for sharing your story. Best ASAP training in 12 years of service. Thanks for serving those who serve.
Don’t to be associated huh…. I see how it is.
Thank you very much for taking a lot of your time to go around to different military installations and giving the substance abuse of training a more human touch military members and civilians that support the forces. A lot of individuals do not take training seriously when it is all power point and briefings, you unfortunately shared a tragic event that happened in your life and people seem to take that more seriously. It also gave a sobering effect that hopefully will assist those that need to reach out for the help that they required to beat substance abuse. The show/ training hit the mark and please keep up the
exceptionally great work! Best wishes to you and your family and yes you “Killed it”.
Bern-asaurus,
Your passion was obvious and your support for the military laudable.
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Thanks for your great show.
The show was very moving and tells a story of great triumph. Bernie YOU NAILED IT! You have an amazing talent and you really moved the crowd. Very impressed with your attitude about the military and the way you support us. You are doing us a great service and saving a lot of lives indirectly. Best of luck to you and your new bride……now at least you will have more material to add to the funny events in life.
Thanks for the show. Last night’s fight with the wife was a doozy. Your show was the inspiration I needed at the right time. Thanks for lifting me up.
You killed it today! Thank you for sharing your story and making the mandatory comedy show entertaining. I havn’t laughed that hard in a long time.
You sucked me in…the beginning was so funny and then your story pulled at my heart strings. Thanks and God Bless YOU ♥
Excellent show yesterday. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Best of luck with your touring and getting that message out there.
Day late I know, but I had to miss out on the raffle contest! I’m the recent (March) birthday guy. Enjoyed the laughs & the message.