Hello Midshipmen! I had a blast tonight in the Bob Hope Theater/ Alumni Hall. Thank you to the 4400 midshipmen who attended the show and filled the theater and to the incredible safety team how hosted me and brought me to the Academy. I will never forget you, my trip to Bancroft Hall, the Chapel, and especially the performance in Alumni Hall. I hope you had many laughs and spread the message of choice and responsibility/accountability! Take it with you into Spring Break and intervene, love, protect your brothers and sisters from harm. Hope to see all of you once again, hit me up if you have time. Honor, Courage, Commitment. Due to the incredibly kind and generous number of comments – come back tomorrow at 1500 hrs to see show attendance selectees from the ticket raffle! Thank you for your service- to our nation.
Pre-Show inside the Bob Hope Theater. 4400 midshipmen are about to fill these seats!
Post show- meeting the brave men and women embarking on their courageous journeys!
Safety Team, Character team, leadership.
My brother Scott! Me doing what I love!
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GREAT SHOW!!!
Thanks for the laugh bro. Powerful message
I was at the show! It was awesome!
Great show man. Good laughs and great message.
Hey thanks man. We’re glad you came! It was a lot different than we get but it was awesome!!
Very funny and powerfil message. Thanks bro!
Great show! Please come back.
Great Show Bernie! Really powerful message. Keep doing what you do!
Thanks for the powerful message mixed with good laughs.
Bernie, you suck…only took the academy four years since I’ve been here to get something right.
Thanks for visiting us tonight. Family means everything. God Bless you!
Absolutely hilarious! Beats any other alcohol training! Come back next year!
You the man Bernie! Great message, come on back next year!
Great show with a powerful message. Thanks.
Thanks for coming Bernie.
Awesome show tonight Bernie, thanks for the message and best of luck with everything in the future!
Great Show!
Great show!
The only “manditory fun” evolution we have ever had that was actually fun. Thanks for a great show Bernie!
Awesome show hope they bring you back.
Great new way to get alcohol training. Great Show!
Thanks. Awesome show hope they bring you back
That was a great presentation of a very powerful message. Thank you for what you do and for addressing an issue that touches everyone’s life in different ways.
Thanks Bernie for the laughs and the powerful message!
Awesome show. Loved it!
You killed it tonight bravo bravo
Thank you so much for coming! You were amazing!
Great show.
Very funny, and definitely worth it. Thanks
Great time, thanks for the show
Great show man! Thanks!
Wonderful show, you have a strong message and I would like to thank you for sharing it.
great show!
Thanks Uncle Bernie, gave us something to think about and a few laughs too. Great Show.
your show was dope.
come back again!
Good show!
I was sweating like bernie at a comedy show
Now where is my damn book
Thanks for a good laugh and powerful message. By far the best kind of alcohol training I’ve ever gotten.
Thanks for comin out.
Thanks for the great show and message you gave!
Awesome show.
you were awesome Bernie!
Really funny! Thanks for coming!
Great show tonight! I might have even attended if it wasn’t mandatory fun!
Thanks so much bernie! You really knew how to connect with us and your message was great! Good Luck with everything.
Awesome show, moving message, thanks!
Great Show! Powerful message…and everyone could always use a good laugh.
Bernie, unbelievable show, thanks for the laughs but more importantly the message!!
Thanks, much better than the last three year of a fire fighter saying: “Then your knees will be bent backwards as you are thrown from the car and have your face ripped off by the shards of safety glass.”
Great show definitely a good break from the powerpoints.
Great show dude, come back again soon
That was awesome. Definitely the best “mandatory fun” we have had. Thanks for the lesson and the laughs.
Hey good show and even better training.
great show and great message. thanks for the laughs and taking time out of your schedule. best alcohol training yet!
Awesome Show! Thank you so much for coming to the Academy!
Lt. Crunch! Thanks for the message boss. Take Care.
yo bernie, i was there, pick me!
thanks for the laughs and the memory. It was very funny.
You’re funny.
great show.
Thanks for the laughs. Your story is incredible!
Thank you for such an important life lesson.
:thumbup:
Great way to change up the message. Thanks for coming out.
very funny show with a gooey heart felt center
Great show Bernie! and powerful message. Keep doing what you do.
nice show!!
Thanks for the great show! It was certainly MUCH BETTER than power point!
Thanks for making mandatory fun actually fun. Great message! I hope you come again.
Great show!
Thanks for a great night. I am sorry about your brother Scot. Keep spreading your words to people. i hope you other brother is doing well.
Great show! and great message. Thank you for coming to the Academy.
You were outstanding! You’re message was extremely powerful and your story was very heart-filled.I know we all appreciate you sharing your story with us and I only hope you can come back and give another show like the one you gave tonight! Thank you so much and our hearts go out to you and your family!!!
Thanks for coming! Awesome message great delivery!!!
Come again please, great show.
“Snooze button… you i’m ya bbbboooooyyy!!!” HILARIOUS, Great message thank you so much.
Unique medium to convey a serious message. Great show, powerful story. Thanks for coming to Annapolis.
Bernie, i loved your message and you blended it well with the comedy to keep me interested.
Thanks a lot for coming and sharing your story. Good luck with everything. God Bless
Hey Bernie, great show tonight! You do us a great service by keeping us aware between fun and dumb-fun. Keep the show going and hope to see you next year! BEAT ARMY! and BEAT BORING SLIDE SHOWS!!!
Hey Bernie,
Thanks for the message and the good night. Kept it real!
Thanks for the great laughs and the good message.
Thanks for the laughs and the message. Come back next year.
Best mandatory training we’ve ever had. thanks
Great show, thanks for coming!
Great show, come back next year!
Great show!
Thanks for the great show man! You got to come back.
Thanks for coming out, I hope you make it back next year.
did they need someone to edit the book?
Great show. Probably the only brief at the Academy so far which was genuinely enjoyable. Thanks! Come again!
Awesome show man, I really liked the fact that your message comes from “the other side of the fence” instead of someone on a soap box who has never experienced what substance abuse does firsthand.
Thanks for the great show! When its the weekend we move it like Bernie!
Great Show!
Keep on keepin’ on
Your message was well recieved. I have a family that has been partially destroyed by alcohol abuse and I am glad there are still people who use their lives to share the message of the evils that drug abuse entails.
Definitely not a power point presentation. Awesome job, thank you very much.
Thank you so much for sharing your story and providing many laughs! You were wicked awesome!
Great show, one the best trainings we have had in awhile.
That was a awesome. Best training we have had all year. Thanks!
Great show, powerful message. Thank you.
Awesome show!
Awesome show and a great message for all. Thanks for sharing your story with us tonight, it meant a lot to us.
Great show. Best mandatory brief I have had to go to in a while. Powerful story and message!
Thanks for coming out… a great way to get a great message out!
Thanks for the show tonight. Great message and very entertaining!
Thanks for coming!
Loved the show!
Funny how this was mandatory, and it was mandatory fun unintentionally. You’ve got a great message. Thanks for sharing it with us. Congratulations on making it to 22 years. Keep strong; we’re behind you. Come back next year.
All the best to you and to your brother!
Awesome job! Thank you for sharing your story with us.
Thanks for the coming to the Academy. Your message and way of presenting it was great. Keep spreading your message.
Very eye opening message. Thank you for sharing your experiences with us. By far the best mandotory event i have had to go to.
Bernie, your presence here at the Naval Academy was an absolute God-sent. I don’t think I experienced such a wide range of emotions in such a short period of time. I went from laughing almost to the point of passing out to teary eyes within a couple of minutes. Keep doing what you’re doing. You are a true inspiration.
Thank you for your time, it was a wonderful message. I wish the world could hear your message. God bless you!
Great show Bernie! I thought you were hilarious and on top of it all had a great message! Thanks for coming
Thanks for the awesome show! It was really inspiring and had a powerful message to us all. God Bless!
Thanks for the show!
Thanks for the great show! Best Spring Break safety brief we’ve had since I’ve been a Midshipman. Keep up the good work!
Thanks for the show, laughs, and message!
Great Show, Great Message, hope to see you next year. Congrats on the 22 years sober.
Great job! Much better than any other mandatory event we’ve had. Keep up the good work and spread your message to as many people as possible.
Thanks for the laughs and the powerful message to reflect on. Life beats Cap’n Crunch any day of the week…
The show tonight was amazing, your blend of comedy and a good message was a refreshing change from the usual “death by PowerPoint” and general amorality of most comedy. Keep doing what you are doing and I hope to see you again someday.
I am really glad you came out and made this fun rather than another DEATH BY POWER POINT. God bless you and I wish you great success in your future endeavors.
Really enjoyed the show man! Thank you so much for sharing your story
Awesome message! Thanks for taking a brief that’s normally boring, not to mention one we were all dreading going to, and turning it into a great experience!
Thanks for coming to the Academy. You had a great message to share with all of us and congrats on your 22 years sober! That is an amazing accomplishment and I wish you all the best.
Thanks for the good show!
You were the best surprise I’ve had at the Academy in a while…great show and great message. Thank you for what you do.
Thanks for the show.
Hey Bernie, great show, powerful message. Thanks for spending time with us!
Wow! You truly have an amazing talent so that you can spread your message to others. God bless you and your family.
Good material and a great message, BZ Bernie!
Thanks for coming out and sharing your experiences with us Bernie! My classmates and I had a blast! Thank YOU for your service 🙂
Thank you so much for the great show and great message!
Bernie thanks for coming to do the show tonight! It was funny and very powerful. Thanks for breaking up the monotony and sharing your story and congratulations on your 22 years sober!!
Thanx for making a mando brief funny! good luck with ur tours!
Awesome show, awesome message.
Thank you for sharing your story
Great show. LEWISSSSSSSSSSSS!
Fantastic, great story compared to a powerpoint!
Thanks. Not everybody gets it like you.
Great show. Thanks for taking the time to come talk to us.
Thanks for bringing us something I’m sure most of us didn’t expect, and certainly took to heart. Loved it, great show and a moving message. Thank you.
incredible show tonight bernie, please do another show here again sometime
awesome show!! (I was there)
Hey have a great tour, really appreciate you coming out here.
Awesome stuff Bernie! Thanks for the great laughs and message.
Great message
Thank you for taking time out of your day to come to the USNA, to tell us about your life, wither it was your mistakes or happier times, with a smile on your face. Tell your brother I said hello.
Best Wishes
Thank you so much for sharing your message with us! It was great!
Awesome show and great message, thank you!
Great show…never expected a comedian at a mando brief
Enjoyed the show
Great show! Good message! Glad you came!
Thank you so much for sharing your story. I really enjoyed your message.
Tonight’s show has probably been the only alcohol awareness brief that I have paid attention to since I have been here. I am glad that you were able to share your story with us, and it has made me think about decisions I have made and drinking in general. Thank You.
Bernie my man. This was awesome. Powerful message. It really hit home
Hey your show was awesome! Come back next year pleaseee.
Thanks for taking the time to share and leave us with a solid message.
Great show, Bernie. Definitely wasn’t expecting a comedy routine to accompany one of our usual mandatory briefs. I will forever refer to that paper toilet-seat-thingy as an “ass gasket”.
Great show Bernie! Really enjoyed it! Please come back next year!
Thanks for coming. You really got our attention.
Thanks for bringing the laughs and the message to USNA. You definitely set the bar for the next mandatory event here on the Yard.
great show
Very awesome. Powerful message, I really enjoyed that
Stop it, Bernie, you’re making me blush!! 😛
God I hope the Dant doesn’t see me working out in my headband underwear…
Sick show. Great laughs. Strong message!
keep it real!
Great show Bernie! You were both hilarious and poignant, keep doing what you do!
Great show! Sorry for the loss with your brother. It’d be great if you could come back out next year.
Bernie, like you I got a younger bro like Sean, I have more appreciation than ever to see him when go home for spring break. Thank you for the laughs and message, we all really appreciate it!
great show
Great show!
Thanks for coming out and for the laughs! Great show and good luck with you future tours.
Amazing show, Bernie, thank you so much for reliving your own past just to help us make our futures better. May your ideals always remain so strong.
Thanks for providing a different outlook. I hope that your message clicked with some people.
God Bless your family.
Awesome show!
Awesome show, thank you so much!
Thanks again for coming to see us here at the Academy. I’ve lost too many people to drunk driving so it’s nice to see a new approach for communicating the message. Keep doing what you’re doing! Best of luck for the rest of your tour.
Bernie, thank you for putting on that show and sharing some laughs, experience and message with us. We all appreciate it.
Thanks for the powerful message and the laughs. . .
Hey thank you a lot bro for everything you are doing. It impacts lives man. God Bless.
Great story and show, thanks for taking our minds off of the abbreviation MANDO!
Awesome show, thanks!
Please come back next year!!! We are blessed to have had you speak and though your story is not the most happy, you definitely made the best of it and I am so grateful that you are changing lives by retelling it. There are so many messages that are positive in your show beyond don’t drink and drive and I really appreciate it.
Thanks, great show and powerful message. Stay strong!
Thoroughly enjoyed the show Bernie!!!
Great performance, thanks for the laughs!
Thanks for coming out tonight, a great show with an incredible message!!
Amazing story with laughs mixed in. You are a role model for many of us out there.
Thanks Bernie, Awesome Message!!!
Thanks of a great show. Liked the laughs, loved the message.
Hey! A lot better safety show than the usual doom & gloom. My brother is also learning disabled, so it’s really encouraging to hear you can make time for him when you’re active in your career. Thanks!
Thanks Bernie. The show was great. Humor always works better than PowerPoint. I’ll admit, I wasn’t expecting this at all.
Awesome show, say hi to Sean for us!
Thank you for the excellent show and message. I very much appreciated your frankness and stark depiction of the dangers of drinking. Hopefully someday no one will have to go through what you did.
Awesome show! Great message! By far the best pre-spring break safety brief during my time at the Academy.
Sir,
Thank you for your inspiring message. It will definitely help my fiance with his DUI/drinking problem. Thank you again! 🙂
Thanks for the lulz Bernie
Thanks for the show, Bernie! You have a lot of courage to share as you do and I can already tell it made a difference here. Hope you come back again!
Thanks for the message tonight man. It really was powerful and you are the first speaker to tell us it was our choice and you weren’t telling us what to do. Thank you for sharing your story.
Great show man!! The first time I actually stayed awake in the Alumni Hall and the best spring break safety brief ever. I think I gotta change my spring break a bit since I was planing to get drunk down in Florida. Thanks for the inspiring and excellent message and saving my soul before I get another 45 days of restriction.
Good stuff.
Great show. I actually put down my reading for this brief! Those safety briefs are useless but I actually took a message away from yours and had fun.
This was a great show and a powerful message.
Hello Bernie,
keep up the good show.
I was there.
Loved the show! I thought it was going to be a boring lecture, but it turned out to be funny and enjoyable. Thanks for the powerful message!
Thanks Bernie! I liked the comic relief with a good message.
Thank you so much! Great message, it was nice to have laughter incorporated into something so serious. I really appreciated it.
Thanks for the great show
I had one hour of sleep last night and was not looking forward to another mando brief tonight when I could have been sleeping. BUT, you had me laughing the entire time, and the message was very powerful, I am extremely glad you came. Thanks for all that you do!
Great show, great message. Thanks for the laughs, and thanks for sticking around to talk to us after the show.
Yer Da Bomb!
thanks for the laughs and the good message. The show reminded me of the “cost of living high” jamey johnson song lol.Keep up the good work and keep telling your message god bless
Bernie, I really was hoping for more comedy. I enjoyed the opening a lot, but the end was kind of a buzz kill, no pun intended.
Thank you Bernie for the great show! I was the one you called out for having the 1990 MX-6. Thanks again for the wonderful show and the more important message along with it!
Thanks for the laughs, a truly effective way to get the message out there
Great show tonight! I really enjoyed the message and the context from which is came. Great job.
Thank you Bernie! I loved the show!
Thanks! it was a great show. it was inspiring and funny at the same time.
Thanks for coming and telling your story. I hope you enjoy the Blue & Gold Jacket.
great show man
This was a GREAT SHOW!
Great show tonight keep it up
Thanks! Great show!
Thanks Bernie. Great show!!
Thanks Bernie, great show! I really appreciate you coming to present. Great message.
Great show…I DO know what you are talking about when you asked if we ever forgot reading materials in the bathroom. But it turned out to be a blessing in disguise as I was able to get on your website from my smartphone and enter this message! Great Show!
Excellent show bro.
Hooyahh, great speech tonight!
Thanks Bernie,
I wish you and your family the best. Thanks for helping others by sharing your life experiences.
Great Show! Thanks for the laughs!
Thanks for coming, it was definitely a nice break from all the death by powerpoints!
Bernie,
Great laughs, man. Thanks for the awesome show and the powerful message. Keep up the good work and may God bless you and your family.
Good Show. Enjoyed the message you shared.
Hey Bernie,
Thanks a lot for coming tonight. I thought you had a great message that we can all take something away from. Best of luck with the future!
Nice show, thanks.
Great show. Thanks for coming.
Great speech tonight Really enjoyed it
Thank you for the laughs and powerful message Bernie. Best of luck in the future and may God bless you and your family.
Thanks Bernie. Thank you very much
Hey Bernie, thanks so much for the show. It was unforgetable and educational, unlike any brief I have been to before. Thank you for your kind words of comedy and reality. I really appreciate it. Stay blessed and keep sending out a good message.
You put a new spin on this type of brief that I think the brigade really appreciated, thanks and God bless
Bernie!
Great show! I really enjoyed your presentation tonight and thought your message taught every midshipman something about your experiences. Thank you for coming to the Academy!
Thank you very much, it was much appreciated.
Really Enjoyed the Show!
Great Show
That was AWESome. Everything you got. But really enjoyed it. Thanks
You tickled my fancy.
Thanks for the show!
Great Job. Very Funny, Plus great message, thanks for sharing with us. You affected my life in a positive way.
Awesome show. Thank you for spreading this message and for sharing your story with us. May God bless you and your family. Thanks again.
Thanks for the show bra, keep up the good work.
Thanks for coming and talking to us. Some powerful stuff to think about before Spring Break..
WOW! That was a great show. Thanks for having the courage to share your story with so many people through comedy. It must be hard sometimes. Awesome Thanks!!!!
Great show. Best brief Ive ever been to. Thank you.
Bronx up +1!
Great show, great message, and great way to keep the entire Brigade’s attention! Keep doing what you’re doing, it makes me more proud coming out of the gutters of NYC.
Your show was truly inspiring. Changed my life.
I thought you had a powerful message tonight. I’ve seen some of my friends start down the same road and pray they find a way out of it. Great show and keep up the good work Bernie.
Amazing show….you MUST come back!!!
Wish I would’ve had the opportunity to listen to your talk in high school. Thanks m’man.
First time I haven’t had to struggle to stay awake in Alumni hall in two years.
Great show tonight Uncle Bernie! Keep up the good fight!
Thanks for tonight!!!!
Loved the show! I appreciate you taking the time to mix humor and seriousness.
Thanks for the mesaage. It was a great show!
Awesome show and very good way to get a message out! Thanks!
Good show tonight, I enjoyed it. I hope I win your book.
i laughed a lot tonight. i appreciate you, thank you 🙂
Bernie you DA MAN!!! thanks for your message because I know a lot of beautiful women need recognition and I know that alcohol can be a terrible influence on men’s perceptions of women
Best breif yet. So funny with a good message and an amazing story. Thank you!
great stufff
great show bernie
Wicked Awesome show Bernie! Best brief yet! I’m sure you actually reached more of us than anyone else ever had. You should definitely come back again.
Thank you Bernie for the laughs, the stories, and the wisdom! It’s training that sticks with us… Something powerpoints can’t do.
It’s hard to keep an audience’s attention longer than this year’s Best Picture! I have only seen Bill Clinton with as much command of an audience. Exquisite.
Loved the show!
Great show tonight, Bernie! A tremendous message and a fantastic person to have shared it. Looking forward to seeing you again next year!
Amazing Show. You better come back next year too!
Great show, thanks for sharing your story with us@
Awesome show! Thanks for the great message
Loved the show. Loved the message. Thanks for coming out for us Bernie!
Thanks for coming to the Naval Academy! Your message was greatly appreciated.
Thanks for bringing life to our briefs. Hope to get the chance to see you perform again!
Thanks for the show Bernie! Your message was awesome and the overall show was hilarious. Please continue to do what you’re doing! It is an awesome thing!
Great show. We appreciate it.
Thanks for stopping by, you’re awesome!
Thanks for the show Bernie! Great message! And by the way, the funniest part was when you asked if this beats the usual death-by-powerpoint. Usually each year they sit us down and show us a slide show of actual pictures of death (from drunk driving) before spring break to deter us from doing it.
Great Message…thank you very much!
Sweet Bro. Great show
Thanks for the smiles! effective message
Thanks for a great show!
dude the show was great. awesome way to get a message through
Bernie,
Great show! Thanks for both the laughter and the lessons.
Definitely the best brief we’ve ever had before spring break. As tough as it might be, its always good to hear the message you brought the brigade last night. Thank you.
Thanks for not using a powerpoint. You’re really funny.
Great Show
GREAT STUFF. ILL REMEMBER THIS.
Bernie, great job last night, definitely the best alcohol brief we’ve ever had.
Bernie, outstanding performance. I think this one actually hit home for people…and got a few laughs in there too. Thanks man!
Hey Bernie,.
Thanks for the show. Awesome time and storys. Thank you for taking your time to come speak to us and help the Academy and service members.
As far as captain crunch.
Dane Cook once mentioned how koolaid breaks into a house. The thing about captain crunch is that Captain crunch not only crunches into your house, WITH A SHIP, he also turns you into a freakin bowl of cereal. And why does he always turn KIDS into cereal. I’m not saying he’s a pedophile but you know. If it quacks, moves, lives like a duck. (You can use this if you want.)
In case I win the raffle.
HEY LOOK!!! I WON.
Thanks.
Midn 4/C Koda, Gary V.
Thank you so much for speaking to us and being a break from the mundane and ordinary. After 3 and a half years of death-by-powerpoint, it was great to hear such a strong, personalized message; something that might actually stick with us for days, months, and years. Thanks for speaking to us and thanks for spreading this important message to people across the country. You are the MAN!
Bernie! Thanks for the great show and thank you for sharing your powerful message.
Thank you for the show. It was so much better than anything we had attended before, and your message was strong.
Thanks for coming Bernie. Your message is great and thank you for taking the time to spread it…. And your jokes are hilarious! Take care!
Bernie, thanks so much for coming to speak to us. You really delivered your message in a great way and I truly enjoyed it. Usually, my mind wanders during briefs, but your story and delivery was awesome and I paid attention. Thanks for visiting the Academy! 🙂
Thanks Bernie! Your show was great!
Thank you so much Bernie. It was awesome!
Great show, Bernie!
Hey Bernie, great show you put on. Take care mate.
Awesome job last night. Thank you for the message. I wish the best for you and your brother Sean.
Thank you so much for everything you’ve done!!
Thank you for sharing your experiences with us. Best wishes!
Really enjoyed the show. Probably the best that we’ve had for our annual safety brief.
Thank you so much for visiting the Academy. You gave us a very refreshing Spring Break presentation. Thank you for sharing your story.
Thank you very much for coming to the Academy!
Thanks for coming to the Academy to share your story!
That was by far the best briefing we’ve had. Thank you for sharing your story and for your humor
Thank you for sharing your story. It was a sobering, yet refreshing take on safety. God bless you and your family.
Great show
Thanks for coming out. Much better than the firefighters with the gruesome powerpoint.
I have been in the Navy coming up on 8 years. Your show and message last night was by far the best safety brief I have ever been to! I am 25 years old and never had a drink because of stories like yours and my own experiences with friends and losing people close to me. I always get funny looks because I was in one of the rowdiest ratings in the Navy, I always told my guys that I would take care of them if they got stupid and I did, I still do and I always will. Thank you again Bernie for all that you do, the kids here appreciate it too, looking around the crowd you had everyone’s attention last night! Keep it up man you do great things!
V/R
MIDN Forero, Chris
Great Show. Thank you for coming.
Thanks for coming out, Bernie! Best alcohol/safety brief I have ever stayed awake for!